Wednesday, May 20, 2009 @ 5:24 PM
Touching.
Hellohs guys, posting new post.
( You are reading it )
I have a story from my jiejie fren's blog ( i'm crediting her )
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( its not from any MSN chain mail )
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A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: ' If you must know, I make $50 an hour."
SON: "Oh,"the little boy replied, with his head down. "Daddy, may I please borrow $25?"
The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.
How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often.
The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.
"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.
"The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father."
Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
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Touching ? I find it touching.
Credits to : Apple Tong
Got one more, oso from her.
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a conversation between a father and a son ...
父：你去买汽水。
子：是可乐还是雪碧？
父：可乐。
子：铁罐还是瓶装？
父：瓶装。
子：没糖还是普通？
父：普通。
子：五百克还是一升装？
父：你好烦！水就可以啦。
子：矿泉水还是过滤水？
父： 矿泉水。
子：冰的还是不冰的？
父：（生气）你再啰唆看我拿扫帚打你。
子：是拿塑料扫帚还是竹子的？
父：（恼怒）你简直和畜生一样。
子：像猪还是牛？
父：（气喘）我。。。我会被你。。。你气得吐血。。。
子：要拿痰壶还是扶你到厕所吐？
父：我被你气死了！
子：死了要火葬还是土葬？
父： @$%#&€!?!
translation ...
father ; go buy drinks.
son ; coke or sprite?
father ; coke.
son ; can or bottle?
father ; bottle.
son ; diet or normal?
father ; normal.
son ; 500ml or one litre?
father ; you're very irritating leh. just buy plain water la.
son ; mineral water or distilled water?
father ; mineral water.
son ; chilled or not chilled?
father ; (pissed) you ask somemore i hit you with broom.
son ; plastic broom or wooden broom?
father ; you're just like an animal!!
son ; like pig or like cow?
father ; (panting) i'm going to vomit blood if i continue talking to you!
son ; then should i bring a container here or bring you to the toilet? (to vomit blood)
father ; !!! i'm dying from this conversation!!!
son ; do you want to be buried or cremated after you die ?
father ; !?!$#%&$
